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« on: May 21, 2012, 03:00:25 AM » |
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now, life in the union
can be political
as we fight over seniority
hours and plain bickering
some members have found a way
to better themselves
physically, by taking time off
for health repairs
I have always believed that
you don't cut into yourself
breaking the skin seam,
asks for trouble
well others take the time off
although lost time pushes back
their retirement;
their pensions can wait
somehow the rehab always ends
after a major holiday
and right before
a preapproved vacation
well, this young lady had a breast
reduction
i couldn't believe it
the breasts were hurting her back
doctors had to shift the weight,
reduce the strain.
i thought the cure would be situps
and a stronger spine
it's all covered
i will not dispute
the doctors or the insurers;
well she'll be back soon
now my boss has mentioned
a weird ocurrence
with a similar operation
to a former employee
unfortunately;
after the operation
one of her nipples fell off.
what a shame
I know a bald boob
wouldn't bother me
as smooth as a baby's bottom;
though, she didn't like it
a second surgery
cut the nipple in half from
her other tit and placed
it on the bald one
i didn't ask nor inspect;
though, I guess
one boob winks up
the other blinks down
I thought a better fix
would be to buy a bag
of pepperoni
place one on the summit
I know I would eat it
maybe a little salty;
why complain
if it gets old
throw it on a slice
of pizza
now that's
a mouthful
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BardmasterUB05
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« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2012, 11:00:59 AM » |
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Poor nipple, Damn unions would bury that under home plate...good not in our stadium. This rings like a song, alias.
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constantine
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« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2012, 06:14:00 PM » |
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a pepperoni nipple? i'd buy that for a dollar
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alias shifter
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« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2012, 07:04:18 PM » |
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Bardo and Dino, thanks. that could be a frozen pizza
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constantine
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« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2012, 06:13:20 PM » |
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in my world - pizza is pizza.
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dannen
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« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2012, 08:23:40 PM » |
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I'll never look at pizza the same way again. And pepperoni is now off my diet.
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« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2012, 11:23:58 PM » |
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see what you've done, franco... good job - more for us!
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« Reply #7 on: May 25, 2012, 01:32:02 AM » |
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In my world, pizza is Italian! It ain't Egyptian, Mexican, Spanish, Nordic, Russian, Turkish, Korean, Chinese, Samoan, Aussi, British, nor...reptilian, so there! Next time I order a slice, they better speak Italian. Everybody wants to be a Sonnetter n' rhyme.
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constantine
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« Reply #8 on: May 25, 2012, 01:39:37 AM » |
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you are so right, don bardzini. they're putting all kinds of foreign detritus on pizzas these days. pineapple, dismembered chicken, quacky-quacky sauce, and the list goes on and on. even saw one with kibbles n bits and they called it gourmet! it may be gourmet, but it ain't kosher - no matter how you slice it.
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« Reply #9 on: May 25, 2012, 03:29:44 AM » |
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Next they'll be calling it mum's pizza n' slicing it with a dagger...think they're Luca, or, sumptim'! You ever see a mum twirl a pizza? a Turk? Go Italian, I dare say! n' rhyme like a Chickomum!
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« Reply #10 on: May 25, 2012, 03:56:22 AM » |
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hmmm Chickomum pizza
lots of those little hottie-dogs, to chomp and mash
with tomato sauce and stringy cheese ...
it ain't Italian, but's good fun
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« Reply #11 on: May 25, 2012, 02:14:21 PM » |
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To quote the great Dino, "pizza is pizza". I'll eat any pizza any time; even the sacrilegious buffalo chicken. Though, I am partial to a slice of pepperoni.
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« Reply #12 on: May 25, 2012, 05:30:54 PM » |
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pizza is as pizza does - just like haggis.
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« Reply #13 on: May 27, 2012, 05:02:48 PM » |
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Who yer' tellin'?
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