advance romance ........... by frank zappa

[constantine]

No more credit
From the liquor store
Suit is all dirty, boy
Shoes is all wore
Tired and lonely, my
Heart is all sore
Advance romance
I can't stand it no more

Told me she loved me
I believed what she said
Took me for a sucker, boy
All corn-fed
Next thing I knew
She had a bolt on the door
Advance romance
I can't use it no more

She took George's watch
Like they always do
(It was a Timex, too!)
No more money, boy
I shoulda knew
The way she do me, boy
She might do you, too
Advance romance
People I am through!

Potato-head Bobby
was a friend of mine
Open three of his eyes
In the food stamp line
Open four of his eyes
In the food stamp line
Open five of his eyes
In the food stamp line
Open six of his yes
In the food stamp line
Said she might be a devil
But she sure was fine
Advance romance
He wanna try it one time

Later that night
He drop on by
Told her all he wanna do
Was step up and say "Hi"
Half an hour later
She had frenched his fry
Advance romance
Bobby, say good-bye

[constantine]

goodnight frank zappa - wherever you are!

[saw]

I knew his cousin Rose Zappa, through some other friends, partied a little.....a friend of mine who's a real Zappaphile....created a 4 disc set for me of his personal favorites.....pretty special.....

and how can you beat this......

Kiss my aura....Dora
M-M-M- it's real angora
Would y-all like some more-a ?
Right here on the flora ?
An' how 'bout you, Fauna ?
Y'wanna ?