wotta deal, wotta deal

the lamborgati dreamfreaker
is no dealbreaker
autobunny or metromaniacal urban/suburban?

stealthface drive & art-of-the-state zubonic command center
abominosogoth styling
yet flies like a jazz spatula

true blue american royal sequoia soul retractor
with optional working warhead,

a neuro-adjustable-location flotation
and rotational pornography, barbecue
& religion appropriation/appreciation console,

retro-netro-detro thrice-lacquered
hatched, thatched and naturally matched
vintage vaudeville vernacular
meets
bombastic barracuda interior
with
dinner seating for twelve

wi-fi-fone-fum provides
all-satellite repel-0-vision and

instantly accesses
the prez, the pope, bob dylan,
brad & angelina,
and elmer fudd’s secret twitter account

ten for the price of nine, daddy-o!
midnight flamm on the mall of gall

and merry burial arrangements in our creditorium
where eternal good taste meets salesmanship,

and while surprise lasts