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« Reply #1740 on: June 24, 2012, 04:09:06 PM » |
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Dear Mr Poet,
Happy Birthday n' good time last night. Zorba's ladies are hot, Feel n' breasted...glad we ate the cod eggs they offered, you could tell they were fertile. Have the royalties arrived like I promised? Mine are trickling in n' I'm having a poetry/rock/ panty concert in Catonsville to benefit unpaid poets. Hope yer make it! THIS IS BARDY'S PROSE POEM FOR THE DAY.
Sincerely,
Bardy's Press
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« Reply #1741 on: June 24, 2012, 04:11:44 PM » |
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dear bardy's press,
a panty concert is all i ever wanted...
signed,
mr. poet
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« Reply #1742 on: June 29, 2012, 01:02:10 AM » |
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dear mr. poet,
when are you going to write some real poetry - you know - stuff that rhymes, with trochees, anapests, and all the trimmings? show some craft - you free verse vagrant!
signed,
lord shelbourne
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« Reply #1743 on: June 30, 2012, 12:42:40 PM » |
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Dear Mr Poet,
Is it that time to rhyme?
Mimes truly,
Dimes for Bardy
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constantine
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« Reply #1744 on: June 30, 2012, 07:59:00 PM » |
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dear bardy dime,
where i come from a rhyme is a crime - why have a lemon when you can have a lime? sure, a lemon isn't bad now and then, and a lime is sublime only half the time, but, and i say but, a nickel is never a dime - even if it rhymes. i say thank you - come again!
signed (and always refined),
mr. ask mr. poet
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« Reply #1745 on: July 06, 2012, 01:50:54 AM » |
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dear mr. poet,
why are you the best?
signed,
fanny mcfanny
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« Reply #1746 on: July 07, 2012, 02:18:52 AM » |
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dear fanny mcfanny,
yes, i am the best - and i will now proceed to tell you why. there's not a form i can't handle - sonnets, seXtinas, villainelleskis, quadroons, macaroons, limericks, rhyming, free verse, blank verse, obverse, and reverse. doesn't matter - i can do it all. and i'll tell you one more thing, and i think it shall be a thing accomplished - and to my mind, it already has ! i can be funny or serious; i can do dialects, idioms - i can rhyme in a dozen languages - living or dead. there's not a poet in baltimore - or the western hemisphere - that has my versatility, talent, depth, and intelligence. everybody knows it - it's not just me. are there any other mr. poets hanging around? i'm not just the best - i'm double, maybe even triple best. remember that next time before you demean me with inadequate praise.
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mr. poet
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« Reply #1747 on: July 11, 2012, 12:40:28 AM » |
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Dear Mr Poet,
Has anyone ever written a poem titled, "Short", or, " Did I leave my socks on Jupiter?"?
Sincerely,
Collider Fan
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« Reply #1748 on: July 11, 2012, 01:40:59 AM » |
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dear collider fan,
i have written both - there's not a poem i didn't write - first and better!
signed,
mr. poet
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« Reply #1749 on: July 28, 2012, 01:58:08 PM » |
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dear mr. poet,
in your opinion, who was the greatest poet that ever lived?
signed,
skinny whippet
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« Reply #1750 on: July 28, 2012, 02:03:07 PM » |
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dear skinny whippet,
my opinions are not opinions - they are facts. the greatest poet who ever lived... hmmm... let me think for a minute. homer wasn't bad - a one trick pony, but still worth reading. saffron of lesbos wrote some good stuff - especially for a sexual deviant. i suspect that you already know who the greatest poet is - and i respect you for both your discretion and discernment. i'm a modest man and have trouble dealing with fawning admiration - even when deserved.
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mr. poet
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« Reply #1751 on: August 01, 2012, 06:22:31 PM » |
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dear mr. poet,
in your opinion (fact), who was/is theworst poet who ever lived? i mean, beside that insufferable rockhead, nazz? . . .
signed,
otto the grecian urn
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« Reply #1752 on: August 01, 2012, 11:17:07 PM » |
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dear otto the grecian urn,
the worst poet who ever lived or is still alive - but still the worst; an intriguing query, but one that is quite within my realm of expertise. francis scott key was pretty lame - and the guy who writes the lyrics for journey is pretty bad too. can't go wrong picking either... i'm going with the guy from journey.
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mr. poet
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« Reply #1753 on: August 02, 2012, 02:14:58 AM » |
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dear mr. poet,
good call. i was tempted to go with keats, but yeah, journey is some pretty mind-numbing, fingernail-scratching stuff, for sure . . .
signed,
the poet low-rate board
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« Reply #1754 on: August 02, 2012, 02:50:01 AM » |
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dear po-lo,
keats - yeats - beats - what's the diff? over-rated blighters!
signed,
mr. poet
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