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« Reply #1710 on: May 10, 2012, 05:46:02 PM » |
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dear mr. poet,
are they (the cogs and cogs-in-waiting) still blacklisting you in baltimore - the city of your birth?
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friends of wu
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« Reply #1711 on: May 10, 2012, 11:26:08 PM » |
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dear friends of wu,
no! they don't boycott mr. poet - mr. poet boycotts them! I made my bones when they were going out with cheerleaders!
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mr. poet
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« Reply #1712 on: May 19, 2012, 02:26:30 PM » |
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Dear Mr Poet,
Are you a union supporter?
Buy a Book Foundation
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« Reply #1713 on: May 19, 2012, 08:02:20 PM » |
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dear bye a book foundation,
ask not what you can do for the union - ask what the union can do for you (and mr. poet, of course.)
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mr. poet
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« Reply #1714 on: May 19, 2012, 10:50:31 PM » |
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dear mr. poet,
are there any poetry venues worth a flying shit in baltimore?
signed,
miss beasley
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« Reply #1715 on: May 19, 2012, 10:53:26 PM » |
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dear miss beasley,
hmm... let me think for a moment. yes, there are a few worth a flying shit. good question!
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mr. poet
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« Reply #1716 on: May 19, 2012, 11:26:05 PM » |
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Dear Mr. Poet,
Are those worth flying shit attended by monkeys, apes or baboons?
signed Annie Nonomus
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I always want honest constructive critique.
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« Reply #1717 on: May 19, 2012, 11:33:56 PM » |
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dear annie nonomus,
not sure, but they have blue asses if that helps.
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mr. poet
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« Reply #1718 on: May 21, 2012, 03:15:14 PM » |
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dear mr. poet,
why don't you get out of the kitchen and into the frying pan? if the pot ain't black put it in the kettle!
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« Reply #1719 on: May 21, 2012, 03:17:45 PM » |
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dear cracker barrel,
sound advice. may i suggest running it up your rectum to see if it waves? idiota!
signed,
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« Reply #1720 on: May 22, 2012, 11:46:05 PM » |
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dear mr. poet,
you were kind of hard on cracker barrel. what do you have against scrambled homilies? they're very tasty - especially for breakfast!
signed,
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« Reply #1721 on: May 29, 2012, 08:48:53 PM » |
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dear mr. poet,
if you had to choose between a seXy seXtina and a lavendoo limerick which would it be?
signed,
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« Reply #1722 on: May 29, 2012, 08:57:43 PM » |
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dear chuckie douche,
that's my fucking business! get bent!! thanks
signed,
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« Reply #1723 on: May 29, 2012, 09:11:59 PM » |
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dear mr. poet,
you cracked on both cracker barrel and chuckles for no good reason as far as i can discern. may i suggest a chill pill or one of those nervy-dervy brownies from 7-11? i've only your best welfare at heart.
signed,
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« Reply #1724 on: May 29, 2012, 11:38:15 PM » |
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dear doc of the bay,
point well taken! may the gods smile on your early grave.
signed,
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