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« Reply #1635 on: February 06, 2012, 09:25:38 PM » |
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dear mr. eberhardt,
they are now part of my "mr. poet action-news go team."
signed,
mr. poet
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« Reply #1636 on: February 17, 2012, 03:09:54 PM » |
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Dear Mr Poet,
Where is Mr Poet? Has he taken the advice on prunes ?
Sincerely,
Mr Regular
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« Reply #1637 on: February 17, 2012, 04:49:35 PM » |
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dear mr. regularity,
can't talk - on the crapper.
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mr. poet
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« Reply #1638 on: February 18, 2012, 12:54:00 AM » |
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"they" meaning?
did u see my shout out to yr relative- may "callisto" and my tribute to greek protestors?
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« Reply #1639 on: February 18, 2012, 12:54:37 AM » |
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FU K THE EURO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #1640 on: February 18, 2012, 01:07:53 AM » |
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Dear Mr Poet,1
Give me a fist-full of dollars. They got me in the Putting Open. Think I can 25 it? They raised stakes,
, 18 @ $63000. Nobody ever.!
Sincerely,
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« Reply #1641 on: February 18, 2012, 02:04:06 AM » |
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dear euro,
"they" are the belmonts. don't you ever read what you write or are you in some sort of trance-like state? yes, by all means, campaign among my relatives. maybe you can get them in the dutch with the secret police. sheesh!
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« Reply #1642 on: February 19, 2012, 11:43:45 PM » |
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dear mr. poet,
is poetry poised precipitously upon the plateau of passe - perhaps to poignantly, yet perilously, plunge into plutonian platitudes of pavlovian palaver? please perambulate upon this epistolary passage - pronto.
signed,
pete the pusillanimously pugnacious pirate
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« Reply #1643 on: February 20, 2012, 11:27:03 PM » |
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Dear Mr Poet,
You just wrotethat with one hand behind your back, on President's Day.Pppppp! Good shopping day, but do pacifist go shopping? I know a good fragrance store . congratz on your 50,000.
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« Reply #1644 on: February 20, 2012, 11:29:16 PM » |
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dear reader,
that's why i'm mr. poet.
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mr. poet
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« Reply #1645 on: February 21, 2012, 10:28:41 PM » |
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dear mr. poet,
now that the cogs have reassembled under new leadership (they even have a new journal with a scientist on call!) will they presume to be the literary apex of the baltimore poetry scene - such as it is? i've read their work and find it rather anemic and pretentious in the typical highblown cognoscenti fashion.
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« Reply #1646 on: February 22, 2012, 12:26:02 AM » |
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dear readyruff,
they paid good money to be poets and learned about life in the teeming squalor of hopkins and goucher - so you know they've got something important to say - and they've been saying it for years now - so maybe we should do a proskynesis and kiss their whistling assholes in eternal fawning deference!
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« Reply #1647 on: February 22, 2012, 02:06:26 PM » |
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Dear Mr Poet,
I met a hottie poet once from there, and asked what kind of poet she was, answering: Guch-Che'. I think she meant Gucci , you suppose? she was the jungle type when the lights were out.
Rumble in the Jungle
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« Reply #1648 on: February 22, 2012, 04:37:57 PM » |
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dear jungle rumbler,
did she show you her seXtina?
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« Reply #1649 on: February 23, 2012, 12:53:14 PM » |
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Dear Mr Poet,
Does a bear shit in the woods? Not only smart, but jingle-jungle! You can quote me, I dare say. if it's going to form, doing well and I believe they have, plus , a few of them recite, and I especially like that, for all poets should at least recite 30 poems, hopefully more .
Sincerely
Prunes all the Way
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